...Explain how his music profoundly changed your life, followed by asking him to autograph your face with his baby batter?
.....Lure him to the nearest street, baiting him with Jerry Curl gell, only to give him a curb stomp for his crime against music?
... form a band that sounds just like his, in hopes of getting signed?

.. get excited at the chance to replicate your tragic idol by singing along to her innovated songs?
"ooh baby BABY!"
.. you totally get the message of her songs - I act like a crazy self-obsessed bitch for all of you! and you admire her for it.
... wish you could give her a "Donkey Punch", then sell the video online for mad profit.
.....Remind her that she's a famous celebrity who got PLAYED by K-FED! He's a gold-digga!

.."Wow, I get this guy, he says what I'm thinking and I totally relate to his blunt insights."
.... "Wow, from a premadonna host of INSIDE EDITION to a leading social and political figure without merit, who' s show is on a propaganda Network Makes total sense!
I think?"
.."Why didn't his mother use the coat hanger?"

.."Nuke 'em all" failing to get how it'll affect the entire planet as a whole ecologically speaking. You wouldn't be able to afford the rare product of BEER that inspired such insight.
... You're confused as to how so many men who can't seem to manage their own body hair, can still manage to be such a problem?
.. sigh at the reality that they're just as fucked up as every other ethnic group, just their damage involves blowing themselves up for imaginary virgins.